no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better
shut up police officer you’re like 12
And then there is Eugene:
why do the teenage mutant ninja turtles wear eye masks? they’re fucking humanoid turtles. who the fuck is going to see them without the eye masks and be like, oh you’re probably some other sentient humanoid turtles not the ones that fight crime.
I read the start of that like it was a joke, then got really confused.
I’m freaking out I don’t usually reblog this stuff but this is like incredible
can the united states just chill for one day
Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake